Comedy of effing errors

pretty much described my Saturday. Pork chops on the floor instead of the oven, applesauce exploding in cryovac, cleaning cryovac, overfilling new containers for sauce, sauce exploding all over cutting board, cleaning cutting board, searching for a cart for mat night, cart for mats rammed into ankle, small yet bloody scratch while hosing mats in a light fall rain, dropping fire extinguisher off the wall with cart o' mats, it all ended okay. Most importantly, it all ended. Moral of this part of the story- bourbon is never a good idea...